Friday, November 10, 2006

A Man's Rules

Just came across this on the internet and thought it would be interesting to share-

If you ask most men, they would say that the rules are made by their women in their lives etc. For fun, If a man were to make his rules-

Rule 1 Anything I said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. All comments become null and vid after 7 days.

Rule 2 If I say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other way.

Rule 3 It is in neither your best interest nor mine to make me take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule 4 You can either ask me to do something or tell me how you want it done- not both.

Rule 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do I.

Rule 7 When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying, "This is our exit" is not necessary.

Source: Internet

Happy Friday!


Balaji said...

hilarious! rule 3 made me burst out in laughter :)

Marutham said...

HAHAHA!! I pity MEN!! :)

Cristo too!! :P
Had a good laugh!! Thanks buddy!

Krishnakumar said...

That was funny :)

Shankari said...

i Loled on the 4th one..hilarious

Ram.C said...

I remember reading them earlier.. hilarious ones, particulary the fifth one.

Jinguchakka said...

There are lots more like these.

Rantings of some frustrated individuals!! :-))

Me too said...

LOL!! A similar one here!

Sachita(india) said...

done with ur tags finally

tt_giant said...

hmmm..thanks for the heads up!!